Blog Year Day 18: So this happened…

So, the day after I make a sweeping declaration that I’m going to be more intellectual, this happens….

I was avoiding doing my graphics homework, because let’s face it, line rationalization sucks. I remembered, “Hey, isn’t High School Musical 2 on Netflix? Let me just watch that little picture. I’m in the mood to watch some way overqualified dancers step-snap in a Disney Channel film.”

Now, watching this film another blatant fact became apparent other than overqualified dancers. Zac Efron was sleeping with the production designer, the costumer, and probably the cinematographer (genders unknown). The entire movie color scheme is designed around his eyes. Don’t believe me; I have screenshots.

He is ALWAYS wearing blue or red(which is a contrasting color to blue).

His most dramatic/longest scenes take place near pools with intensified blue lighting.

Blue on blue on blue.

Backdrop, drums, the pianist’s fucking hat.

Wet. (Clarification: Zac Efron is always damp in this movie…..)

I mean, if you need anymore evidence than that, watch the film. It is undeniable. And if you don’t need more evidence at least watch this….

See you tomorrow. You can bet on it!